05 May 2017 @ 06:35 pm



#damnit howard #how-hard can it be? #pretty hard tbh


First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.
Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.
 
Fasten your seatbelts, folks, 'cos we're taking you for one hell of a ride through the PDT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Dom Thread!


PORNOGENIC DOM UNDER THE CUT )

 
 
04 May 2017 @ 02:34 pm
Y'all, ONTDMUSE is honoured to present our very first...




IT'S DISCUSSION TIME, BITCHES!

You may want to get your sunglasses, because there's a shitboat of glitter coming your way!

"There's no such thing as too much glitter" - Matt Bellamy at some point, probably.

As some of you suggested in the Intro Post, this week's topic will be...

!!! PANIC STATION !!!



!!! THIS WAY TO PANIC STATION !!! )
SEE THIS? THIS IS PAULIE, OUR RESIDENT ALIEN.
AS YOU CAN SEE, PAULIE LOVES TO DANCE TO MUSE,
BUT HE NEEDS A NEW TOPIC EVERY WEEK OR HE'LL GET BORED AND LEAVE US FOREVER
[ AND GET A SAD DESK JOB BACK ON HIS PLANET, BC HE'S 
~~~NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN :( ]

♥ LET'S KEEP PAULIE DANCING ♥
!!! VOTE FOR NEXT WEEK'S TOPIC IN THE SIDEBAR POLL !!!

[IT'S RIGHT THERE, ON THE LEFT, UNDER THE BUTT]

YOUR OPTIONS THIS WEEK ARE:
NEW KIND OF KICK (bc we're all about dat leathery butt)
UNDISCLOSED DESIRES (bc we're all about dat leathery butt)
BLISS (bc space + red!hair Matt is my aesthetic)
REVOLT (bc we're trolls)
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE (bc make guyliner great again)


DON'T WASTE UR TIME, GO AND VOTE!
 
 
 
Listening to:: Panic Station - MUSE
Feeling:: bouncy
Where:: Panic Station