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31 October 2017 @ 05:48 pm

While we wait for pictures of our boyz in their Halloween costumes (10 bucks Dom is going to get lil Floyd a matching costume), why don't we all get together to discuss the beauty of Matt's bum? I'll admit it, I was inspired by the hypnotic GIF that made me fall in love with this Community as soon as I opened the page (genius, genius, this Community is pure genius!).

Kidding (but not so much, please post more pictures of Matt's bum, I love Matt's bum, it's my favourite non-bum in the galaxy), but I thought that bringing this back on this day would be mostly appropriate:

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NEW KIND OF KINCK

Is it your Halloween jam? Does it make you want to know how exactly Matt, human broomstick, manages to rotate his hips like that? Is it gay?

(yes, yes, a hundred yeses)

Also, I have a question for our American friends out there: was it really that weird, this song, when they "played" it live? I've read a lot of complaints about it (mostly because it was playback), and I was kinda looking forward to "hear" it at Reading Festival, but they skipped it... and yet they went back to play it as interlude for the remaining of their US tour. How's that!? I actually wanted to see the video on those big screens!

Also also, just wanted to add that I am so grateful to this band of dorks for teaching me that it's absolutely, 300% OKAY to be WEIRD. Actually, it's kinda cool??? THESE GUYS ARE COOL??? I can be cool too.

Fire it up people! Let's make this comment section lit with bums, glitter and gay weirdos while we wait for IG to blow up with Halloween pictures!

EDIT: Elle posted some Halloween pictures on IG!

Tags: 50 shades of gay, butt-rubbing on him, chris has no time for this shit, dat ass, dick down, matt bellamy is ur dad on social media, matt bellamy: the dorkiest guy, matt no, member: matt bellamy, member: matt bellamy's hair, robot porn, the gay is strong with this one, we respect muse for their minds, who's bum is that / *whose, wtf is matt bellamy wearing, your mum thinks dom looks gay

Feeling::

awake

Where:: Paris

Listening to:: New Kind of Kick - Muse

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05 May 2017 @ 06:44 pm

[PCT] Pornogenic Chris Thread [NSFW]

#wolstendilf #caution: may cause spontaneus impregnation #mr wolstenhot's inferno of love

First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:

Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”

Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.

Stay safe and hold on to your ovaries, folks, because PCT a.k.a. Pornogenic Chris Thread is here!

( PORNOGENIC CHRIS UNDER THE CUT )

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05 May 2017 @ 06:35 pm

[PDT] Pornogenic Dom Thread [NSFW]

#damnit howard #how-hard can it be? #pretty hard tbh

First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:

Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”

Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.

Fasten your seatbelts, folks, 'cos we're taking you for one hell of a ride through the PDT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Dom Thread!

( PORNOGENIC DOM UNDER THE CUT )

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