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31 October 2017 @ 05:48 pm

While we wait for pictures of our boyz in their Halloween costumes (10 bucks Dom is going to get lil Floyd a matching costume), why don't we all get together to discuss the beauty of Matt's bum? I'll admit it, I was inspired by the hypnotic GIF that made me fall in love with this Community as soon as I opened the page (genius, genius, this Community is pure genius!).

Kidding (but not so much, please post more pictures of Matt's bum, I love Matt's bum, it's my favourite non-bum in the galaxy), but I thought that bringing this back on this day would be mostly appropriate:

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NEW KIND OF KINCK

Is it your Halloween jam? Does it make you want to know how exactly Matt, human broomstick, manages to rotate his hips like that? Is it gay?

(yes, yes, a hundred yeses)

Also, I have a question for our American friends out there: was it really that weird, this song, when they "played" it live? I've read a lot of complaints about it (mostly because it was playback), and I was kinda looking forward to "hear" it at Reading Festival, but they skipped it... and yet they went back to play it as interlude for the remaining of their US tour. How's that!? I actually wanted to see the video on those big screens!

Also also, just wanted to add that I am so grateful to this band of dorks for teaching me that it's absolutely, 300% OKAY to be WEIRD. Actually, it's kinda cool??? THESE GUYS ARE COOL??? I can be cool too.

Fire it up people! Let's make this comment section lit with bums, glitter and gay weirdos while we wait for IG to blow up with Halloween pictures!

EDIT: Elle posted some Halloween pictures on IG!

Tags: 50 shades of gay, butt-rubbing on him, chris has no time for this shit, dat ass, dick down, matt bellamy is ur dad on social media, matt bellamy: the dorkiest guy, matt no, member: matt bellamy, member: matt bellamy's hair, robot porn, the gay is strong with this one, we respect muse for their minds, who's bum is that / *whose, wtf is matt bellamy wearing, your mum thinks dom looks gay

Where:: Paris

Listening to:: New Kind of Kick - Muse

Feeling::

awake

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♫ sick of this space, wish we could be far away

forameus

18 May 2017 @ 01:20 pm

[NEW MUSIC] DIG DOWN COMING YOUR WAY!

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! DIG DOWN !
RELEASE PARTY

/ get your shovels, everyone

Ok, so while we all ~~freak out~~ get ready to hear Muse's new single [Drill Sergeant voice] DIG DOWN, here's a brief recap of this last week's madness. Also, infos about the release and everything because I'm that good.

According to KROQ's Bean, the new song is set to be shown at 7AM PDT (3PM GMT) on KROQ (there's also going to be an interview).
- If you are not a US resident, you can tune in HERE and download a VPN proxy service (like Hola, which is both free and unlimited) and set it to the US when browsing the radio website. Magic!
Dom will feature on ALT 101.9 along with the new song at 7:50AM MST;

The song will be also played on RadioX at 3PM GMT [x]. No VPN needed here, but also no interview.

( LYRICS + INTERVIEWS UNDER ZE CUT )

So... get your glitter text and ~~your shovel~~ your gifs ready, folks! THIS IS A RELEASE PARTY - I REPEAT: THIS IS A RELEASE PARTY!

Tags: #soon, 50 shades of gay, [dig down], [new release], [news], bts: better than sex, bts: butts to slap, butt-rubbing on him, chris wolstenwickenstein, damn it bellamy, damnit howard, damnit wolstenholme, dick down, dig down, dig the fuck down, emotional beefcakes, get fucking hyped, hype hype hype, i want the dd, is that a drone in your pocket, keep calm and chris loves you, knew with a k, member: chris wolstenholme, member: dom's biceps, member: dominic howard, member: matt bellamy, member: matt bellamy's hair, needs moar glitter, ontd_muse, praise dominus howard, praise matthamed bellamessiah, proper droner, robot porn, say please and bend over, so fabulous he jizzes glitter, so sparkly matt would wear it, swoon for morgan, ted stalker, the gay is strong with this one, this is gay, this post contains strobe lights, three members now support matt's jacket, we respect muse for their minds, who's bum is that / *whose, why must you be like this, wtf is going on, you beautimous fuck, your ass belongs to muse now, your mum thinks dom looks gay

Where:: somewhere in the US, I guess

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buttbot

05 May 2017 @ 06:24 pm

[PMT] Pornogenic Matt Thread [NSFW]

#he is beauty #he is grace #he pulls the best sex face

First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:

Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”

Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.

So brace yourself, and welcome, welcome, welcome to the glittering madness that is the PMT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Matt Thread!

( PORNOGENIC MATT UNDER THE CUT )

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