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buttbot ([personal profile] buttbot) wrote in [community profile] ontdmuse2017-05-05 06:35 pm

[PDT] Pornogenic Dom Thread [NSFW]




#damnit howard #how-hard can it be? #pretty hard tbh


First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.
Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.
 
Fasten your seatbelts, folks, 'cos we're taking you for one hell of a ride through the PDT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Dom Thread!


 


The PDT is the place you want to be if you're feeling like lusting over Muse's drummer Dominic Howard. Here you can post #pornogenic material of our favourite pornstar/cheese-lover, from his biceps ('cos they belong in the MoMa), to his cheeky bum, his cute sunny freckles, his hips (don't lie) and his vast collection of instaselfies. Post pics/gifs/videos of anything about him that you find remotely pornographic - you could just post a video of him doing nothing but staring at the camera for a minute and it'll do, seriously. Dom's already basically a pornstar.

Examples:


#BICEPS #we respect Dom for his drumming skills #I spy, with my little eye, a cheeky bonus Matt



More #ARM PORN bc why not



I need a glass of water.


#WTF is Dominic Howard wearing 2k17 #STOP STEALING CLOTHES FROM MATT'S GUARDROBE FFS



Dominic Howard: Making Yellow Great Again



"The New Album is coming along nicely!" #fucking tease 








#WALK WALK FASHION BABY

#praise dominus howard #what the hell is Dominic Howard wearing 2k17 


*wink wink*


 
#King Of Tokyo BB


 
 
Um, sorry, I got a little distracted here... #dos arms


 
#gayest laugh ever tbh #lil cinnamon roll #so sweet #so pure


 
 
 
 
These should all be comm tags, just sayin'. #DAMNIT HOWARD


"MMH YASS, Pornogenic Threads!"
 #he's a fan of all kind of porn



So what are you doing still there? Go and spam some Pornogenic Dom in the comments!!!

 



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