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  • ONTD_MUSE
ONTD stands for Oh Naw Them Dicks Oh No They Didn't and it's an online community dedicated to the worship of Bellamy, Howard and Wolstenjfjskh's sweet sweet butts... err, we mean, focused around the British band known as MUSE. You know, MUSE, those three dorks from Devon's bumhole? Yeah, you may have heard of them.

Here you’ll find posts, fangirling and discussions about music, news, butts, Dom’s latest haircut and Chris’ moustache. Basically: sometimes Muse, but sometimes also Muse.

Before posting, we invite you to check the Community Rules listed here:
C O M M U N I T Y   R U L E S

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pornogenic
"There's lots of pornographic fantasy threads on the Muse message board. How do you respond to this material?
I find it very entertaining. They've got the pictures of Dom when he's playing, pulling sexual faces like he's in the midst of some weird position. There's threads about me from older ladies? Er, I haven't come across them yet... " - Matt Bellamy

# PORNOGENIC MUSE THREADS

PMT PDT PCT

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! WARNING !

A [\SLASH] warning applies to these entries. Slash Fiction might not be everyone's cup of tea and we respect that. If Belldom is not your thing, just ignore these posts. :D

When posting Slash-related stuff, we remind our fellow members to TAG their entries properly!

WE DO NOT POST FANFICTIONS HERE!
Check out our sis comm MUSESLASH for that!
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