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18 May 2017 @ 01:20 pm

! DIG DOWN !
RELEASE PARTY

/ get your shovels, everyone

Ok, so while we all ~~freak out~~ get ready to hear Muse's new single [Drill Sergeant voice] DIG DOWN, here's a brief recap of this last week's madness. Also, infos about the release and everything because I'm that good.

According to KROQ's Bean, the new song is set to be shown at 7AM PDT (3PM GMT) on KROQ (there's also going to be an interview).
- If you are not a US resident, you can tune in HERE and download a VPN proxy service (like Hola, which is both free and unlimited) and set it to the US when browsing the radio website. Magic!
Dom will feature on ALT 101.9 along with the new song at 7:50AM MST;

The song will be also played on RadioX at 3PM GMT [x]. No VPN needed here, but also no interview.

( LYRICS + INTERVIEWS UNDER ZE CUT )

So... get your glitter text and ~~your shovel~~ your gifs ready, folks! THIS IS A RELEASE PARTY - I REPEAT: THIS IS A RELEASE PARTY!

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Where:: somewhere in the US, I guess

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05 May 2017 @ 06:44 pm

[PCT] Pornogenic Chris Thread [NSFW]

#wolstendilf #caution: may cause spontaneus impregnation #mr wolstenhot's inferno of love

First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:

Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”

Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.

Stay safe and hold on to your ovaries, folks, because PCT a.k.a. Pornogenic Chris Thread is here!

( PORNOGENIC CHRIS UNDER THE CUT )

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