[WMD] PANIC STATION

[forameus]

Y'all, ONTDMUSE is honoured to present our very first...

IT'S DISCUSSION TIME, BITCHES!

You may want to get your sunglasses, because there's a shitboat of glitter coming your way!

"There's no such thing as too much glitter" - Matt Bellamy at some point, probably.

As some of you suggested in the Intro Post, this week's topic will be...

!!! PANIC STATION !!!

Watch on YouTube

 

WOW, OKAY, WHERE SHOULD WE EVEN START - THIS SONG IS MY JAM, I absolutely LOVE IT, so I can't be partial here.

I'd like to point out a few quotes from the video bc, man, the first time I saw it I literally pissed myself (no, okay, not literally bc I have an iron bladder, but y'know) (eek, did I just say "I have an iron bladder", srsly?)

 

"I'm going in fluff, Dom. You can't go in fluff." - Primadonna!Matt

 

"I want you to fowm a TWIANGLE behind me, everyone, and I'll play - I'll play Panic Station on my mobile phhhhone" *illustrates """walking"""* - Primadonna!Matt at it again

 

*Pulls cheesy Saturday Night Fever dance moves* *drops phone* - Matt Bellamy: The Dorkiest Guy

 

Chris: *manly staring into the distance*
Tom: "Give me your butchest face!"
Chris: "...................... my WHAT?"

 

Tom: "ACTION!"
Dom: *awkward dance moves, like he's temporarily forgotten he's the Dancing Queen, Young And Sweet, Only Thirtynineteen*
Tom: "Brilliant. Very serious. You're the king of Tokyo, baby."

 

Matt: *manages to look dead serious in a fluffy red coat and ridiculous zebra striped neon leggings as Kate rubs on him*
Tom: "Butt-rubbing on him!"
Kate: "Pfffff-" *loses it*
Matt: *DOES NOT EVEN FLINCH*

 

Tom: "can you blow a kiss in a very cool way?"
Dom: *blows a kiss in a very uncool way*

Honestly though, I don't think the CIA/FBI agents who enjoy spying me from my laptop's webcam (THEY'RE EVERYWHERE) (MATT GET OUT OF THIS THREAD NO ONE INVITED YOU) have ever seen me laughing so hard at something on my screen - till the New Kind Of Kick video came out, that is, but we'll discuss that one another time. Maybe next week if you behave. *stern look*

So, I'd like to thank both Charles Darwin and Thomas Elizabeth Kirk aka King Troll for this video and for his brilliant director commentary. I'm not saying they should let Tom direct all their videos but, you know, they should just let Tom direct all their videos.

 

ALSO, MORGAN NEEDS MORE LOVE I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THIS DORK

SO REALLY, PPL, DON'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME! Click play on the vid, get your gifs ready and... LET THE DISCUSSION BEGIN!

SEE THIS? THIS IS PAULIE, OUR RESIDENT ALIEN.
AS YOU CAN SEE, PAULIE LOVES TO DANCE TO MUSE,
BUT HE NEEDS A NEW TOPIC EVERY WEEK OR HE'LL GET BORED AND LEAVE US FOREVER
[ AND GET A SAD DESK JOB BACK ON HIS PLANET, BC HE'S ~~~NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN :( ]

♥ LET'S KEEP PAULIE DANCING ♥
!!! VOTE FOR NEXT WEEK'S TOPIC IN THE SIDEBAR POLL !!!

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[IT'S RIGHT THERE, ON THE LEFT, UNDER THE BUTT]

YOUR OPTIONS THIS WEEK ARE:

► NEW KIND OF KICK (bc we're all about dat leathery butt)
► UNDISCLOSED DESIRES (bc we're all about dat leathery butt)
► BLISS (bc space + red!hair Matt is my aesthetic)
► REVOLT (bc we're trolls)
► SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE (bc make guyliner great again)

DON'T WASTE UR TIME, GO AND VOTE!