[PCT] Pornogenic Chris Thread [NSFW]

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#wolstendilf #caution: may cause spontaneus impregnation #mr wolstenhot's inferno of love

First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:

Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”

Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.
 

Stay safe and hold on to your ovaries, folks, because PCT a.k.a. Pornogenic Chris Thread is here!

 

The PCT is a dangerous, dangerous place; nothing will prevent your ovaries from simply bursting in the presence of the Mighty Wolstenbeast, aka Chris Wolstenholme. Here you can post #pornogenic material of our favourite DILF, from his Mighty Bum (don't lie, we know you've been checking it out. too!), to his manly everything, his cute lil smile, those fingers and his best mic-blowjob moments. Post pics/gifs/videos of anything about him that you find remotely pornographic. Again, just post a pic of him picking at his nose and we might still find it pornographic.

Examples:

#Spotted: Pedro #BOOM: PREGNANT #Precious Angel

#damnit wolstenholme #blowing mics: like a pro #needs more Chris



#CHRIS DESERVES MORE LOVE 2K17



#SWOON FOR CHRIS



#BOOM: PREGNANT



Chris with a milkshake bc why not



Sherlock Wolstenholmes. #Sexual Orientation: Chris' flower shirt


 
#Precious Angel 


 
"And then I said 'hi!' to her, and - BOOM, she was pregnant!"



#butchest face


my WHAT.


 
Lemme kiss your boo-boo better? ♥



#DOS FINGERS THO

So what are you doing still there? Go and spam some Pornogenic Chris in the comments!!!