[PMT] Pornogenic Matt Thread [NSFW]

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#he is beauty #he is grace #he pulls the best sex face

First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread? 
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:

Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”

Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.

So brace yourself, and welcome, welcome, welcome to the glittering madness that is the PMT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Matt Thread!

 
In case it wasn't clear enough, the PMT is dedicated to the worship of Muse frontman Matt Bellamy. Here you can post #pornogenic material of our darling Matty boy, from his butt cheeks (separately, together, from every angle and distance), to his tooth, his hair, his #blueangeleyes, his nipples and his amp/guitar-violating habits. Anything remotely pornographic, basically. Might as well say that you can post whatever the heck you want as long as it features him because, hey, the man is a slut. *shrugs*

Some good examples would be:
 

#cooking Matt Bellamy in tinfoil to make him extra juicy #dat ass #you wouldn't want him to lose his love handles, now, would you?

#It’s true what they say about porn: you know it when you see it 

 

#damnit bellamy #handporn #let's just talk about THOSE HANDS FFS


*sighs* I just want to hug and kiss him, is that too much to ask?
 

 

Anyone else out there getting dos Eyes Wide Shut vibes? Because I am.

  

AND ALL THE GIFS!!!

 

*whispers* S L U T



I have a thing for Matt touching/pinching/brushing/whatever his nose. I am a sick, sick person.


Just fucking look at him. #BONUS FINGER PORN


  
  
Matt Bellamy: The Real Dancing Queen



#Hair Porn. Tbh, Matt's hair deserve a tag on its own. #Member: Matt's hair



 
And yet more #pornogenic stage moves #shake dat booty #shake it like a polaroid picture



#DAMNIT BELLAMY #WHY MUST YOU BE LIKE THIS

And, of course, THIS:

It's hypnotising, innit? #datass


ALSO, BONUS AUDIO TRACK (get ur earplugs, you're in for a treat):

B&H BREATHS AKA SEX SOUNDS

 

What are you still waiting for? Spam some Matt!Porn in the comments & we'll love you!