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- chris has no time for this shit,
- chris no,
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- member: christopher wolstenholme,
- mr. wolstenhot's inferno of love,
- neckporn,
- needs more kevin,
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- proper droner,
- this post contains strobe lights,
- we respect muse for their minds,
- why must you be like this,
- wolstenbeast,
- wolstendilf,
- you beautimous fuck,
- your ass belongs to muse now
[PCT] Pornogenic Chris Thread [NSFW]



#wolstendilf #caution: may cause spontaneus impregnation #mr wolstenhot's inferno of love
First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.”
Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.
Stay safe and hold on to your ovaries, folks, because PCT a.k.a. Pornogenic Chris Thread is here!