18 May 2017 @ 01:20 pm
! DIG DOWN !
 RELEASE PARTY 
/ get your shovels, everyone
 


Ok, so while we all freak out get ready to hear Muse's new single [Drill Sergeant voice] DIG DOWN, here's a brief recap of this last week's madness. Also, infos about the release and everything because I'm that good.
  • According to KROQ's Bean, the new song is set to be shown at 7AM PDT (3PM GMT) on KROQ (there's also going to be an interview).
    • If you are not a US resident, you can tune in HERE and download a VPN proxy service (like Hola, which is both free and unlimited) and set it to the US when browsing the radio website. Magic!

  • Dom will feature on ALT 101.9 along with the new song at 7:50AM MST;

  • The song will be also played on RadioX at 3PM GMT [x]. No VPN needed here, but also no interview.
 
So... get your glitter text and your shovel your gifs ready, folks! THIS IS A RELEASE PARTY - I REPEAT: THIS IS A RELEASE PARTY! 
 
 
 
Where:: somewhere in the US, I guess
 
 
 
08 May 2017 @ 05:04 pm
BTS Pt. I


BTS Pt. II

Cigarette lighter to burn holes in a vest, blond and thin male wearing what looks like the same vest with a green harness, a fake golden leg, green screen and then... 

  COMING #SOON 

  #GET FUCKING HYPED 

OKKKK, so BTS is supposed to mean Butts To Slap Better Than Sex "Behind the Scenes" right? ALSO THEY MIGHT INDEED DROP THE NEW SONG BY THE END OF THIS WEEK (I think Friday is usually release day?). 


MORE MUSE NEWS + PICS UNDER THE CUT )
 
 
 
ONTD_MUSE RAISING FUNDS TO HELP DOMMIEKUN77 BUY A NEW LEOPARD PRINTED TANK TOP

See original post here @ domhoward77 on Instagram


ONTD_MUSE's [personal profile] buttbot posting this because their ~~butt-y senses are tingling. #more IG pics later?
Also, we're starting to get genuinely worried about the state of Dom's wardrobe.

Meanwhile, LET'S ZOOM ON THAT SETLIST:
ZOOMED SETLIST VERY BIG INDEED )
 
 
Feeling:: awake
Where:: nowhere/now here
Listening to:: Shake Dat Booty - NKOK Remix by Buttbot
 
 
05 May 2017 @ 06:44 pm



#wolstendilf #caution: may cause spontaneus impregnation #mr wolstenhot's inferno of love


First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.
Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.
 
Stay safe and hold on to your ovaries, folks, because PCT a.k.a. Pornogenic Chris Thread is here!


PORNOGENIC CHRIS UNDER THE CUT )

 
 
05 May 2017 @ 06:35 pm



#damnit howard #how-hard can it be? #pretty hard tbh


First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread?
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.
Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.
 
Fasten your seatbelts, folks, 'cos we're taking you for one hell of a ride through the PDT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Dom Thread!


PORNOGENIC DOM UNDER THE CUT )

 
 
05 May 2017 @ 06:24 pm


#he is beauty #he is grace #he pulls the best sex face


First of all, you might be wondering... what the heck is a "Pornogenic" thread? 
Well, in the words of our favourite - and extremely pornogenic - drummer:
Dom: “[...] I’ve seen weird things on our message boards. The fans there are quite active – they have these threads called Pornogenic Dom, Pornogenic Matt, Pornogenic Chris. They started off using these pictures of us pulling weird sex faces when we are playing live. It’s our cum faces, basically. It gets weird out there.
Now, the last thing we want is to disappoint our favourite dorks (yes, Chris is a dork too, fight me!), right? I mean, they expect us to be weird (and to get weirder, and weirder, and weirder), how do you think they would feel if we suddenly stopped wanking over Dom's sheer granite arms, or making fun of Matt's boobies, or lust over the Mighty Wolstenbum??? Boo! I would feel pretty let down, tbh, so... Let's keep things weird, basically. Weird is good. Sexy-weird is even better.

So brace yourself, and welcome, welcome, welcome to the glittering madness that is the PMT, a.k.a. Pornogenic Matt Thread!

PORNOGENIC MATT UNDER THE CUT )

 
 
05 May 2017 @ 01:01 am
"GEARING UP" #HYPE 


Selfie!Matt only happens once in a thousand years so consider yourself lucky!
ALSO, DOM LURKING AND CHRIS NOT GIVING A FUCK (someone needs to cap that)

CAN YOU FEEL THE HYPE, PALS, CAN YOU FEEL IT? 
THEY'RE "GEARING UP", THEY'RE COMING BACK, THEY'RE GOING TO DROP NEW STUFF #SOON AND I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THE
TRUTH HYPE!

On a side note: I spy lil electronic stuff attached to Dom's copper drumkit (which I find very cool btw)


+ + EDIT:
Two more rehearsal pics from Muse's IG.


#Praise Dominus Howard #dat back
 

(judging from their clothes, this was taken on another day)

+ MORGAN ON TWITTER:


@CaptMorganized  Muse : LA rehearsals..

 
 
 
Listening to:: Muse - Execution Commentary
Where:: near, far, wherever you are
Feeling:: hyper
 
 
04 May 2017 @ 02:34 pm
Y'all, ONTDMUSE is honoured to present our very first...




IT'S DISCUSSION TIME, BITCHES!

You may want to get your sunglasses, because there's a shitboat of glitter coming your way!

"There's no such thing as too much glitter" - Matt Bellamy at some point, probably.

As some of you suggested in the Intro Post, this week's topic will be...

!!! PANIC STATION !!!



!!! THIS WAY TO PANIC STATION !!! )
SEE THIS? THIS IS PAULIE, OUR RESIDENT ALIEN.
AS YOU CAN SEE, PAULIE LOVES TO DANCE TO MUSE,
BUT HE NEEDS A NEW TOPIC EVERY WEEK OR HE'LL GET BORED AND LEAVE US FOREVER
[ AND GET A SAD DESK JOB BACK ON HIS PLANET, BC HE'S 
~~~NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN :( ]

♥ LET'S KEEP PAULIE DANCING ♥
!!! VOTE FOR NEXT WEEK'S TOPIC IN THE SIDEBAR POLL !!!

[IT'S RIGHT THERE, ON THE LEFT, UNDER THE BUTT]

YOUR OPTIONS THIS WEEK ARE:
NEW KIND OF KICK (bc we're all about dat leathery butt)
UNDISCLOSED DESIRES (bc we're all about dat leathery butt)
BLISS (bc space + red!hair Matt is my aesthetic)
REVOLT (bc we're trolls)
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE (bc make guyliner great again)


DON'T WASTE UR TIME, GO AND VOTE!
 
 
 
Listening to:: Panic Station - MUSE
Where:: Panic Station
Feeling:: bouncy
 
 




Hello there, friends!

As some of you have already pointed out, HTML can be a bitch, especially when you're new to platforms like Dreamwidth and Livejournal. Worry not, though, because right under this cut you'll find more about:
  • HOW TO ADD A CUT TO YOUR POST
  • HOW TO WRITE A SPOILER TEXT
  • HOW TO ADD AN IMAGE TO YOUR COMMENT
  • HOW TO ADD A LINK TO YOUR COMMENT
  • HOW TO ADD A GLITTER TEXT TO YOUR COMMENT/POST
  • HOW TO ADD SPARKLE TEXT TO YOUR COMMENT/POST


EVERYTHING EXPLAINED UNDER THE CUT )

Let us know in the comments if there's anything else you'd like to see explained here - we just want to make things easier for everyone! :D
 
 
Listening to:: Muse - New Kind Of Kick
Feeling:: artistic
Where:: Somewhere around the Vesuvius
 
 
01 May 2017 @ 04:44 pm


HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!

We're still working on getting the Comm started, but - hey, it's always a good time to get to know each other!

C'mon, folks, don't be shy! Come and introduce yourself, and get to meet other crazies like you! It'll be a bit like an AA meeting, if you want, only with added glitter. And Muse. And butts, thanks to that...
thing there, on the left of your screen, the gif that's going to haunt us all for the rest of our days. Bless whoever invented infinite loops, and bless Matt's mystifying butt-moves as well, while we are at it (give to Caesar what is Caesar's etc. etc.).

Since I know that sometimes you just don't know what to say, you can use this format to introduce yourself:
Name/Nickname/Whatever you want to be called:
Age:
Country:
Twitter/Tumblr/Facebook/Reddit/Other Social Networks You Use:
What would you like to see on this comm:
Favorite Muse Member:
Favourite Muse butt:
Favorite Muse Album/Song:
Other interests besides Muse:
A fun fact about yourself:

Feel free to add gifs, memes, pics, whatever you fancy, to your comment! We are all here for the quality shitposting, anyway. XD


#so fabulous he jizzes glitter

As usual, when posting an entry or a comment, please remember to respect our Community Rules. Play nice, enjoy yourself and let us all be friends! :D
 
 
Feeling:: busy
Where:: here, now
Listening to:: Victory Over The Sun - Biffy Clyro
 
 
18 April 2017 @ 05:44 pm
Hello there!

For those who didn't know, ONTD_Muse was a LJ Comm which is sadly no longer active (it hasn't been for a while). Anyway, after discussing about the need of a non-fanfiction community in the MS Brainstorming Post, we decided to try and resurrect it because... hey, we need a place to fangirl and have FUN FUN FUN.

So, long story short, I literally just started this Comm and, as you can see, all I really got  for now is the layout (although it still needs some work - suggestions/ideas very welcome). I also wrote down a short list of Comm Rules (which are very very similar to the old ontd_muse rules), but, again, suggestions/ideas are very, very welcome.

In fact, I'd say that the reason why I'm posting this entry is - I NEED YOUR INPUT. NEED YOUR HELP, YOUR GUIDING LIGHT, THIS IS NOT MY COMM, THIS IS OUR COMM. 



Leave a comment with your ideas/thoughts/opinions, really, anything! Let's act as a Community before the Community even starts! ♥

EDIT: just added the Community Profile, check it out and do share your ideas/opinions about it as well!
#butts


 
 
Where:: down the rabbit hole
Feeling:: busy
Listening to:: Muse - Execution Commentary
 
 
18 April 2017 @ 04:58 pm
Community Rules
(yes, this community rules, but we also have rules so you'd better follow them)


 
#01: NO SPAM

This is pretty simple: before posting an entry, check these out:

- is it about Muse (y'know, that band)? 
- is it about something that hasn't been posted before?

If the answer to both these questions is "yes" then, by all means, go ahead and post! :D
If the answer to even just one of these questions is "no" (especially the first one, I mean - kittens are cute and everything but unless it's the band's kittens maybe you should talk about it somewhere else?) then... STOP RIGHT THERE or we'll spam your inbox with pictures of Matt's butt. 


#02: NO TROLLS

While we do love our King Troll a.k.a. Tom Kirk, this is really not the place to post fake news or stuff that could lead to arguing etc.


#03: NO HATE

 Again, very simple: we love Muse. This is a community for Muse-lovers, not Muse-haters. Teasing band-members is fine (I'd go as far as to say it's our job here, lol), but please, please, please, don't hate on the band members, don't hate on their entourage, family, girlfriends, cats, whatever - and don't even think of making fun of their fans. 

Hate will not be tolerated. Love is our resistance. #cheese


#04: RESPECT THE BAND'S PRIVACY

Yes, yes, we know - it's everywhere, but we don't want paparazzi pictures or petty gossip here. 

This Community is first and foremost about the band: we respects the boys' privacy, and so should you. 
Posting of paparazzi photos and articles is
restricted. We leave it at your discretion to judge if something really has to be posted, but just keep in mind: we all enjoy a picture of our favourite dork singer, pornstar drummer or manly beast, but do we really need to see their family or girlfriends too?
ONTD_MUSE moderators will therefore reserve the right to delete your entry or even comment if we find it to be a breach of this policy.

Moreover, we friendly remind you that, even on approved gossipy-posts, bashing/trashtalk will not be tolerated (see rule #03)


#05: POSTING IMAGES & CUTS

If your entry has more than one picture/video/gif etc, make sure to use a cut! We love pictures and we encourage you to post them, but we also want to keep our page relatively clean and readable, so... just put them under a snip snip snip. :)






EDIT: changing rule Nr. 04 from "NO GOSSIP" to "RESPECT THE BAND'S PRIVACY". Thanks to [personal profile] mcsparklez for coming up with the proper wording!


 
 
 
Feeling:: busy